Tuesday, May 3, 2011

7 Days of Liquor : Vassal

The Vassal

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The music boomed in the background, the world turned blood red as the fiery water filled the glass he was holding. Sober jake was having his tenth shot of whiskey after three rounds of shooters and couple of shots of tequila or was it the seventh shot of whiskey after.... ahh who can count. Tonight was a good night to get drunk and screw the world.

The spinning world and lights would have made even a sane man catch an epileptic fit but somehow two twinkling eyes caught his eye. The blood that pounded his head remembered the other thinking organ and a voice spoke inside , "Lucky is that woman who has caught my sight."

It was warm, uncomfortably warm, as if someone had decided to suck out all the air in the room. Cursed be the creature that switched of the air conditioning.Suddenly Jake felt stifled as if he was caught under a mud slide of human bodies, cracking open his eyes he saw a dream. What a dream it was, to wake up in a bed with three beautiful women... hmm.. Three beautiful woman .. me .. a bed....the sweat and heat..AHH!!!..

A naked form lept from the bed as if a deadly snake had been under the sheets. Panting and shaking in disbelief the figure walked into the wash. Splashing water over his face, he stared at his own reflection in the mirror." I am Jacob Sullivan, junior consultant at Ram and Heart. A peaceful quiet weak and insipid soul who refrains from excessiveness. How did i..."

A ringing phone broke his thought, a sleepy sexy hello was heard from the bedroom... " Hey loverboy.. its for you!"

Walking with trepidation Jake picked the phone from the hot zombie naked goths' outstretched arms. So caught  in the act of the girl falling back into lifelessness was he, that he nearly missed out the heavy metal scream that erupted from the other end of the line..." LOVERRBOY~!!!!... where the hell are you Jake??? What have you been upto??? I have been worried sick since yesterday about you and some girl calling you loverboy picks your phone?? Where are you..." 

"Ahh.... who is this?? ", came a quiet question from the wistless Jacobs mouth

"WHAT!!! WHO IS THIS???? What the fuck??? You cant even recognise your own girlfriend?? Its me Sheryn.Where the hell are you?? I know the situation at work was screwed up but this is the limit. Dont call me and dont talk with me..We are done!!"

The dying click seemed to bring peace back to the world, for a second, then the residual memory of a life beyond last night arouse and suddenly the hell seemed to be a heavenlier place to live in than earth.

"Oh Shit!! Sheryn!!"

Hurriedly getting dressed, he felt like he was forgetting something big like what had exactly happened at work?? How did he get into bed with three hot girls?? But everything seemed secondary to getting back with Sheryn and making sure his home planet was still Earth by begging her forgiveness and maybe convice her that he just happened to be naked in a room with couple of girls and that nothing had happened.

Sweat at his brows and palm over the door knob, a quiet voice stopped him.

" Where are you heading twice born?? ", the goth spoke from under the sheets

"Ah.. hmm..I need to go meet my girlfriend.. we kinda had a.."

"Alright.. but dont forget to take the bottle, a vassal gets thirstier than a normal man"

"Vassal? What do you mean.. I am not...."

"The bottle is beside the dressing table..", said the sleepy voice as it slid back under the covers cutting any further communication.

Picking up an ordinary looking bottle of Jack, Jake wondered about what she meant by twice born.Exiting the room one word kept coming back to his mind.. 'Vassal'.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Just me

There are lines pretty guys tell pretty girls sometimes,

It goes something like ,

'Oh Sweet lil girl,

you make everything go pink...

I am just a guy who usually swears and drinks.

But if you walk in two steps towards me,

I am sure i will be twice as blessed,

cause the smile you carry

can surely cure me and..

Make me think about the bliss of heaven above,

and committing sins that satan would absolve.

A girl, pure of heart would reply

'Tee hee hee... i dont understand half the words you tell,

but it was so sweet. Thank you.. :)

A girl ,who was really a vixen inside, would reply,

'Tee hee hee... hey pretty boy,

do you have no more words to tell,

if you have tounge, here are some numbers,

give me a ring and we'll talk about your blunders.'

Experience matters, both personally and proffessionally,

It is the vixens that men crave, cause the heart is something

that can break.

The faster we harden our souls,

The better we seem suited to this world.

I care not about you and me.

But tis much more lonlier when i think of just me